February 2012
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kittenkiss:
i am probably the most paranoid person ever
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The fact that only the last bullet freaked people out in my last post and not the ones about sand in my eyes. Don’t worry fronds. Every1 noez I’m a v!rg!n 4 lyf.
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Please do any or all of the following to me right...
throw sand in my eyes
aim a cannon at my face
punch me in the stomach until I vomit
force me to eat gravel
throw me against a wall/off a building
and finally, rough and meaningless sex until I pass out
Criminal Wisdom: SLUM BEAUTIFUL →
“It was the year provincial health insurance had started covering Botox injections and teeth-whitening technology for the disenfranchised. Thirty-three year old female heroin addicts who had appeared sixty now looked like ageless Fireball XL5 puppet people. They jittered around expressionless,…
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Someone explain to me why my soul is falling apart
If someone walked up to me and just punched me in...
My body would just crumple to the floor and I would cry tears of joy
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computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
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Paul Rudd, everyday